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someone who speeds smart, always looks out for cops, never drives in peoples blind spots, and has an amazing style in cars.
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a person who is chunky and unintelligent
I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome. All I ever end up with is Ryan lew
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Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!
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A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
Holy shit you are like ryan reynolds
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The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
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When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.
"Hey dude....how was sex last night?"
"Man she loved it, no chick can resist the dirty ryan!"
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A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake
I have just been blessed by a dirty ryan
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