Big fat pussys that like to be jackasses and go around and but up the peaceful little stoners and drunks
that straight edger sure is a pussy
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person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.
the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.
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Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)
Person #1: I identify as Super Straight
Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways
Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.
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When two straight guys or girls are hanging out
I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.
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A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans
Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?
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A code word used by turbo virgins to identify eachother online.
βYeah bro Iβm super straightβ
βJust admit you get no bitchesβ
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a word used my lonley asshole dick heads who get zero pussy
guy1 whatβs your sexuality
guy2 iβm super straight
guy1 so your lonley
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