When it’s hot and you’ve been sat down for ages causing your bum to sweat lots
person 1: “Hey I’ve been gaming for hours and my bum is wet”
Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass”
The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.
"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
The act of walking slow and laboured
"trench foot got me swamp stepping"
when your girl swallows everytime and comes down with a chronic case of swamp lung
Swamp-tubing is when you suck a fart out of somebody’s anus
Last night Chad went swamp-tubing with Ryleigh