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Return to monkey and BREAK SHIT not on purpose but yeah BREAK SHIT
Person: yo have you been playing gorilla tag?
Me: yeah how’d you know?
Person: your wall
Me: the wall?
The wall: *holes*
a Virtual REality game which mostly racist and homophobic kids play.
hey name wanna play gorilla tag and tag some monkeys?
You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it
Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*
Friend 1:Oh have you seen the gorilla tag update
Friend 2: Kys
A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged
Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
A game that consists of 9 year old children screaming racial slurs at you.
Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?
Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
a vr game about gorillas (monkes)
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*