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The one and only real ski/snowboard club at MSU. Makes the slopes their bitch. Never allowed to stay in the same hotel/resort twice. Everybody knows who they are, and they mark their turf with their stickers which can be found all over the USA. Biggest (drinking) club on campus. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.
"Hey, you hear about that cool MSU Snowboard Club?"
"No, I didn't!"
"Me neither lol those guys are fags. Lets go hit up the SSC tailgate."
"Hello, we'd like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we'd like the same rooms as last year."
"Of course, what was the name of your group?"
"The Spartan Ski Club"
*click
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Jerking off in an airplane bathroom.
I saw this hot chick on the plane when I was on vacation. I was too much of a pussy to talk to her so I went to the bathroom and joined the Mile Five Club.
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To bust a nut inside a female with no condom on.
I hope you took your birth control cause I'm ready to shot up the club when you get home!
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The sexiest group of people known. All the female officers are unbelievably slutty, straight Jersey Turnpike. The word cum will be used in every email at least 3 times. If you see a finger dick at a party just give a good yank and move on. A place where Flip Cup is an Olympic sport. A group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw doggin’ some randoms. But most of all, it’s a GUARANTEED GOOD TIME!!!
"I got so fucking trashed last night, I wound up naked next to four hot bitches this morning. You gotta love a Spartan Ski Club party."
"I had a typical weekend with the rest of Spartan Ski Club. I don’t remember much, all I remember is that I was playing flip cup and then BOOM, I was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill."
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A party where 40 40 ounces of malt liquor are consumed, and Jay-Z is played at maximum volume. No beer 40s are allowed, because they are for pussies.
Doug: Hey, did you hear about that party where they are drinking 40 40s?
Colin: Yeah! Let's go join the 40/40 club.
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New Hope Club is a band that, on the 11th December 2018, made everyone have a heart attack when someone knocks on their door
This band also is unable to say some words, such as guacamole, but says other words a bit too much, like “sOoN”
“You hear how New Hope Club said they were ‘releasing a new song soon,’ 4 months ago?”
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Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
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