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When a girl shits in a cup and adds toppings like nuts, fudge, and a cherry on top.
Girl 1:How would you like an ass cream sundae?
Guy 1:Yes very much please.
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The act of a male sex partner ejaculating semen into a glass, sticking a pop-sickle in the glass, and freezing the contents. Later, after the semen has been frozen, it is served to the sexual counterpart.
Matt: Hey Kaitlyn, how does pop-sickle taste?
Kaitlyn: Pretty salty! What flavor is this?
Matt: It's a Hungarian Cream Sickle.
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While getting frisky with your partner you peel a fresh banana, cut it in half and insert it into her vagina. Once inserted you follow up with your manhood. This then pushes the banana into all those hard to reach erogenous zones while you whip the filling, making it a truly fulfilling experience for any woman. Best of all after you cum in her you truly have a Banana Cream Pie for desert.
That Mandy had the best Banana Creamed Pie
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I was barebacking a Korean whore and shot my cum into her pussy . As I withdraw I saw my hot cum dripping from her tight Korean pussy making a Korean Cream Pie.
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A person who would marry ice cream if they could and won't ever ever let anyone/anything come between it and them
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A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
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This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.
Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!
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