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Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.
Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!
Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.
That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball
a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart
" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"
When autocorrect destroys your ad rant
Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!
The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh
Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants
Lol just scrape it out with a spoon
When you fart in a bath and it sounds like a duck quack
I was having a nice bath the other day before an epic duck bubbling came out of nowhere