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No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you
John: I met the finger man last night
Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary
John: No not really
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Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.
Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?
Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.
Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!
Joe: You know me too well!
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to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.
I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.
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A finger which means the f-word. Position varies in different countries.
Person A: Oh my god I just realised the English rude finger means older brother in Japanese
*goes up to older brother*
Person A: Hi bruv
Person A's big brother: Why the f**k are you pointing the rude finger?
Person A: It means older brother in Japa-----
*Person A's big brother tells Person A off*
Person A: Uh oh
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When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye
Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger
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The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.
an example of what finger tarded looks like.
"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."
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To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.
"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"
"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"
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