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A quick cleansing of the face and armpits.
Cleaning of the face and armpits in an environment where water is limited.
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1.) The act of performing anal sex on one's spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.
El Doctor: The other night, I came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn't have any dinner on the table, so you know what I did?
Capitan Chaos: Produced some Mexican Justice?
El Doctor: Produ-- Hey! That's MY line!
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When you reach around the back of your leg and have a wank
man i went home and did a mexican backhander to barely leagal 6
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When a girl dips a q-tip in rubbing acohole and shoves it down a guys peehole.
ya man she gave me the mexican fireball
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When someone is having sex with a mexican and after they fall asleep you steal their green card and pour tequila all over their body and the worm up their ass
After George Lopez woke up from a mindblowing sex-filled night with Margie, he was one Angry Mexican!!
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A Filipino.
Tom: Is Karmichael a Fillipino?
Tim: You mean a tropical Mexican?
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A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.
On wikipedia. Type in the following key words: "La Brea Tar Pits" Scroll down Until you see a list of all of the prehistoric animals including the "Mexican Ass," that archaeologists found the remains of.
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