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a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.
Imran - "I saw The Flight Mike flying, brotha never sleeps."
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a weird kid that looks like he is Chinese when he smiles
"That kid looks like Mike Goodwin with his squinty eyes!"
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Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
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Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.
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Ending the conversation, at least your part of it
Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '
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A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.
Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight
Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
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The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
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