asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

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Pee Baby

A noun used to describe someone who pees everywhere

Mark is being a pee baby right now

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Creaky Pee

(n.) urine that is unnatural in color. Generally seen after a penis has spent too much time in and/or around an asshole.

I just took the most glorious creaky pee of my life.

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Pee Wee Division

Pee Wee Division is a Norwegian Starcraft Brood war clan, the clan in Norway who have stayed active for the longest time. The people there usualy hang out on the channel #PWD @ efnet on irc.

Pee Wee Division is the worlds best Brood War clan.

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Pee the white stuff

To ejaculate. To have one's sperm shoot out of the penis after intercourse, typically onto a woman's stomach or back right after you pull out, for safety's sake. This does not occur during the act of making love, this is solely reserved for hot, passionate and animalistic urges for pleasure, not procreation.

So, I was fucking my girlfriend the other day and right before I finished, I had to pee the white stuff all over the place.

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Tee-Pee Tucker

An individual who has been accused of masterbating while sitting on the toilet...as well as tucking his penis while looking in the mirror, just to see if he could.

You perverted bastard! You really are a Tee-Pee Tucker!!

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Pee Wee's playhouse

A show starring Pee Wee Herman. A very bizzare show aimed torwards young children, but actually has various sexual meanings behind it.

This show replaced Mission Hill on Adult Swim in 2007. This is the show that many people go find something else to do when it's on, and wait for a better show like family guy to come on.

Pee Wee's playhouse is not cool.

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