Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

sea robbin

A bug eyed car salesman,who thinks he was a cop but only chased squirrels

Yo that new salesman looks just like a sea robbin.

Sea Plaw

The system of turning salt water into fresh distilled water by boiling it.
Often stylized as "SEA PLAW".

Bob:How we gon drink this water.
Sam:Use sea plaw

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

Sea

The massive thing of water at the beach dipshit

Wow, look at the sea.

sea

sea sick, meaning you sick of whatever is happened

Boy1: man im so fucking sea of this like fuck man
Boy2: frr

Sea

Self entitled assholes

They’re obtuse jokes were as far as the eye could sea.