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jeans snake

when a guy wears tight jeans and you can see his... snake.

is that a sock stuffed down his pants or is that really his jeans snake?

by uuuum October 19, 2010


SNAKE ELZA

ጽናከ ኢስ ፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦር ዲድ ኢ ሳይ ቻርተር ችሮችከር ሃ ሃ ሃ ሃ ፉንኝ ፉንኝ ቹም ባልልስ ኒጘር ሰኅ ፐኒስ Змея, ниггер, яйца, сперма, штаны, съедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй, Снэйкобፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦርсъедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй

Chase: Howdy Snake Elza!!
Snake: ...
Snake: *Proceeds to throw Chase down the stairs.*

by Boopieboopie5994 October 15, 2020


Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011


Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 11, 2021


snake whore

A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.

Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.

by F******ingshit February 23, 2018


Chicken snake

A black dick.

Damn she's fine! Forget it, she only likes chicken snake!

by Rainer2015 January 16, 2016


Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex

“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”

by CooterCrafting August 26, 2018