Sock check

Always wear your socks to stay safe from anti Sus people, once you are wearing socks then you are not sus and you are safe so always sock check your homies to make sure they are safe

Aye bro SOCK CHECK!!✅

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sock wipe

The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.

After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.

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sock pucket

angered father attempts to say "sock puppet"

(raise fist in a shaking motion)I'ma make you into a sock pucket.

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arabian sock

The act of prolapsing one's anus and roughly coating it with sand. If the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to masturbate the prolapse with.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?"
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."

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Swagg Socks

Black, mid-shin length socks. Scientifically proven to increase your swagger.

Freddy, rockin' the swagg socks.

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sock it home

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination

it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home

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40 Socks

One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.

"These 40 socks keep me warm in the winter and they dry quick."

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