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An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.
The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.
Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?
Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.
when a girl gives a guy oral pleasure
She looked like a turkey I wanted to say gobble gobble.
The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus
Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."