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Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"
"No way dude that's risky shit"
Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.
"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
Friends and family around feeling horny?
Have a radar wank.
The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.
My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.