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Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.
Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.
A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.
Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.
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Someone who drinks the residue left in toilet water after urinating and deficating in it, using a wooden spoon to scrape and eat the leftovers afterwords.
u nasty ass scum sucking toilet worm, get the hell away from me.
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A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
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The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.
He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.
Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !
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medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
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A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
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