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It is when your balls got caught in a zipline.
Holy shit dude, I have a flying fox. I'm afraid it will cut off my nuts.
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A woman's vagina covered entirely by dense pubic hair.
I saw an Indian woman's flying monkey.
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1. Dat chick so fly, she make a pimp cry. Fly Betty, she zip 'n she zap, 'n she all O-VA dat. Mo' sexy'n Cat Woman 'n mo' lethal'n a thousan Juliettes, she shrimp yo pride mo' fasta dana speedin bullet 'n mo' powa-fu dan huh loca-motives. Not evun Mick Jagga got d'swagga make fly Betty lagga. She just too fly.
2. Pimp-code fo'...
a) fast hook-up
b) fav-O-rite ho
c) unrequited luv
d) all'em above
1. Fly Betty, she late. Hmmm, best not be tryin'a shrimp ma pride, cuz dis one NOOK-LAY hook-up. Oh, wait, hea she come. Shiiiii...! Dat be one pimpin ho! She supa-fly! Mmmm-mmmm! Looka dat!
2. Pimp 1: "Dawg, wutchyoo on'bout now?"
Pimp 2: "Fly Betty, she done shrimped my pride."
Pimp 1: "Has I gotsta pimpicate-chya on evu-r-uthang?
Pimp 2: "Yeah, dawg, but we had this thang..."
((dry tears falling into dry martini))
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when a hawaiisn homosexual midget likes to give boston trumbone and when the guys cum he licks it up to spits it into hawian punch and drinks its
Jon gave the flying hawaiian to Joe
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Spacemen who fuck every species in the universe; Have a rivalry with the astrobastards
"What kind of controller is this? This looks like it was made by flying fuckernauts and astrobastards!"
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When you are stimulating your female counterpart's vagina with your fingers while in a standing position, lift her up by the cooter with the hand currently inside it, and place her over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes (or whatever sack you feel like throwing over your shoulder) and continue fingering her. Continue until orgasm, repeat as neccesary.
I fuckin' gave that bitch The Flying Ferry last night, fool. She was all up on my shoulders and shit.
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The ability to lock down a defense like Jake Lozano
Man, did you see that no fly zone type of play?
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