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Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
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The most widely recognized and well know song ever, right up there with We Are The Champions, We Will Rock You, Stairway to Heaven, and other 70's classics.
Even people who have never heard of Pink Floyd know this song, or at least have heard the famous line, "We don't need no education." It has been revered by kids around the world, and will continue to do so.
Now, just because you heard this song somewhere, doesn't mean you know Pink Floyd. This might be the most famous Floyd song, but isn't anywhere near the best one. I suggest you check out some of their other songs, such as Money, Hey You, Comfortably Numb, Welcome to the Machine, and Shine on You Crazy Diamond, before you talk to people like you know Floyd, or you'll be called a poser.
Pt. 2 lyrics:
We don't need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasm in the classroom,
Teachers leave them kids alone.
Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
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When a man (me) with itchy balls uses too much gold bond his sack gets a tough outer enamel made of compacted powder and dried sweat.
I have white walled balls so bad it looks like I fucked the easter bunny.
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A phrase used to describe any male who demonstrates an unusually large amount of feminine tendencies. The phrase is best applied when the effeminate male is larger than average in terms of physical stature. The phrase is a play on words referencing the Great Wall of China.
Jane "Jesus, Kimo is one big, fruity bastard!"
Bob "Yeah...he is suprisingly swishy, given his size....What a great wall of gina!!"
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1. a person who works in financial center of New York City known as Wall Street.
2. a 2006 TV series that followed the lives of 10 Wall Street Warriors and their hectic lives.
He's a student at Wharton. He'll definitely be a Wall Street Warrior.
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The wall you hit after you have jerked off seven times in 24 hours. It is said that if you attempt an 8th wank your vision will go blurry and you will pass out.
Dude Abi Titmuss is so hot, she made me hit the seven wank wall, I tried the 8th and I woke up like an hour later with an aching crotch!
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An affluent school with no shortage of nasty, poorly raised kids that have no respect for others. Its teachers are pretty good, but a large portion of the students are complete ill-bred trash. Also, many kids spend class time in the bathrooms vaping and killing their few remaining brain cells. If you plan to go here and actually value your education, you must take at least a few AP classes because the regular ones are filled with morons. Most people are generally unfriendly and shallow. A depressing place to be every day.
“Ughh, I have to be at the hellhole that is Walled Lake Northern yet again by 7:15 in the morning. I’m over it.”