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this man could rail the living shit out of me
Tony Lopez is hot
A groomer and pedo on TikTok. People refused to cancel him and he literally assaults 15 year olds. He has been exposed for his leaked pictures with a 15 year old and he's in his 20s at least.Has been caught for being a pedo and lying to the insane fan base he has.
Tony Lopez is a child groomer I never wanna be around him.
The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.
"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"
"Why? What happened?"
"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"
"My god..."
Going to the extreme ends in regards to the normal banal brackets of common lifestyle changes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Sonny moved to a rundown place in downtown Harare without AC, refrigeration, or any household essentials.
Person 2: He went too toni, man....
Person 1: Yeah, you never go too Toni.
toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.
A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"