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A man of many traits. One that is full of jokes and witty humor. Mixes well with others and is great at keeping the conversation flowing. Tony also is known for going on many adventures. Rumor has it he was once seen sailing the oceans of Australia filming a commercial. A man who pushes the limits, always in good spirits. To know him is to love him. If you have an Tony in your life, consider yourself one lucky son of a bitch.
“Are you talking about THE Tony?”
“Tony the pony!”
A lying, immature man, incapable of love. A Tony is someone who tells you he loves you but only uses you for sex.
Tony’s usually have larger stomachs due to excessive beer drinking, they are really kind and EXCELLENT in bed lol. They have great hair as well as the most beautiful eyes. They would never hit a woman no matter who they are. You can believe that you will never find them bothering little girls online.
All the beer is gone, I think TONY must been here!
tony is the type of person who usually abuses you physically and emotionally. they never fail to make you feel bad about yourself. never trust tonys.
"God, your being such a fucking tony right now!"
"Tony has been beating me more lately..."
"Did you hear about Tony? They went psycho!"
Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
tony
a man that we cannot simply understand or perceive
he’s more than a man
he’s
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲
Tony.