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When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.
Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!
The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.
The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?
A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.
Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it
Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas
Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches
- Dennis Prager
2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
To describe when a black woman is fingered by a white man.
“Shanaynae, how was youre date with Chad?”
“Girl, he had the Master’s touch on my insides.”
When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.