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turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004


Turd in a punchbowl

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.

That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.

by D. Rich June 24, 2004


shiney turd

A cops badge.

I was smoking some pot in the park and a cop flashed his shiney turd at me.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009


turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 12, 2004


Turd Burglar

To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.

Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar

by Shed2005 February 24, 2008


turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

by napoleon bitch;) April 26, 2011


Turd Burglar

The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was

I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again

by Burg_69 October 29, 2008