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Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.
That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.
The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.
Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”
When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.