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Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide
“Did John kill himself?”
“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”
When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.
Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank
When you cause someone who is epileptic to have a seizure while they are holding their penis, causing them to have a seizure and tuss off at the same time
Riley ended up having an eppileptic wank when Harvey shone a torch into his eyes.
To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.
Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.
When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.
She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.
A masturbation session done when thinking about or looking at pictures of someone from your past. Could be an ex-girlfriend from a few years back, your high school geography teacher, or anyone you no longer interact with.
With no clubs open and no chances to meet new people, all James could do was knock out a few throwback wanks every night.
Friends and family around feeling horny?
Have a radar wank.
The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.
My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.