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When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
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Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"
Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.
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cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.
High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."
Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
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The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.
Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.
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A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
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something totally lost and is believed to have been thrown away.
Shit, where's my wallet; I hope it didn't go "by way of the 6-50"
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a nother way of saying you suck or something like that
A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"
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