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A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.
*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.
When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.
"Damn, I just milk whaled her."
"Let's milk whale."
"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."
My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰
Sydney degagne
How an oversized being is described as a. Whale shark
The best shark EVER.
Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Ex. Wendy:" What is your opinion on whale sharks? "
Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...