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callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females
I want to make love with Smith templeton
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
where you have the shits for days maybe weeks and it feel quite nice like anal but you feel norsious and get a bad case of the sweat. The shit comes our chard and moist
Hey doctor i got a bad case of the Probyn smith I feel sweaty and norsious but also a nice feeling like anal
An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs
Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith
An absolute idiot who's parents pay people to be friends with him To be a "Willem' is an absolute disgrace and a burden on humanity. Such idiocy should deserve all terrible things in the world and should be put to death.
Holy shit your such a Willem bubica-smith
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