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Banana Poo is the offspring of two of the foulest existences on the known planet Earth. It consists of foul carbon, and foul sulfur, and more foul, foul stuff. Banana Poo is used to describe anything or anyone that is unpleasant to behold or observe with the senses. It can be used as a synonym for one that is: ugly, fat, stupid, selfish, evil, short, dirty, perverted, pimple-filled, disgusting (though only in bad ways--e.g. if one is short but pleasant, "banana poo" should NOT be used) untruthful, lazy or cheating, or any combination of the above. Basically, anything that is bad can be referred to as Banana Poo, but on different degrees. Degrees range from the basic Banana Fart to the horrendous Banana Diarrhea.
*Caution* Do NOT attempt to use the term Banana. and. Ryu/Joyce. in the same sentence. It would bring you bad luck (or at least bad breath) for a million millennia.
C: Poomy is such a b*ch, she totally ruined my chances on purpose. She is so fat and ugly and stupid.
T: You mean she is banana poo.
C: Wilema is sooo not who I thought she was. I thought she was nice. What a banana poo.
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A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
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a white person with freckles
lets throw that bad banana in the garbage dump
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When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
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When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!
I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!
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When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.
Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.
"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson
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Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.
Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.
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