drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.

Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.

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mouth drunk

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling

"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"

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rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

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Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

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drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

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Pixel Drunk

The act of heavily drinking inside a video game, a pixel drunk can also be defined as an in-game alcoholic.

While Joe was playing World of Warcraft he got pixel drunk because it made his screen blurry.

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