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A fart that is liberated with a loose audible suggesting an unconstrained anus, very much like that of a loose anus caused by repeated anal sex.
Jim: (Farts with a loud loose sound.)
Tim: "Wow! That was a nice faggot fart."
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Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.
Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."
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To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.
Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.
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one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.
livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.
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When someone with a fart fetish (one who is erotically & sexually fixated with farts/farting) fantasizes and/or masturbates to their object of fixation farting, they do not focus on the stench of the fart but of the noise made by the person passing gas, both from the anus and the erotic moaning they may add to simulate extreme pleasure during the act. This term can also stand for the actual act of one farting into the face of another - such as during face sitting, ass worship or stink facing; the person "receiving" gas is, more than likely, focusing on the previously mentioned factors and not the smell itself. Hence the name - "fantasy fart": there's no way you can't smell somebody passing gas - it is, more or less, a "fantasy".
1) Adam masturbated as he fantasized about Carla mounting his face, blowing a fantasy fart upon him.
2) Marisa squatted above Julio's head, fantasy farting as she lowered her booty to face sit upon him.
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A very distinct gastrointestinal discharge of air/gas of different content, methane is one of the prime constituents. Typical odour is created or manifested from consumption of certain foods such as broccoli, beef, and cabbage, cheese, as well as certain beers. While the processes involved in the digestion of such foods...and...the odour produced is not well studied, the odour is commonly recognized by the average citizen and acknowledged as a "beefy fart" by "slacker" types of the youth demographic in the majority and many others.
Damn, he must've had beef and cheese sticks with beer last night, those beefy farts were horrendous.
Fart, breaking wind, gas, assgass, blowing ass
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A loud annoying,non fuctioning muffler attached to the rear of a ricer car, who's owner automatically thinks he is hot stuff because his vehicle can make this loud noise. little does he know everyone is just laughing at him.
The fart pipe usaully emits a long, loud, rising 'fart' noice, which resembles a sythesized fart, or a mouth fart.
Fart pipes creat too little backpressure, which can actually hurt performance without extensive engine modifications.
Fart pipes often irritate us REAL men who actually have a manly vehicle, with big , V8's, and RWD of course!
Fart pipe ricers sometimes give a bad name to those of us with a good loud exhaust, loud because we have a big, low-iding V8, which actually needs less restiction to perform well, not just to be needlessly loud.
Ex1:
Ricer with loud fart pipe pulls up next to me
Ricer- Hey, homie-G bag, you wants ta race?
V8 guy- Umm, ok.
Ricer-Oh, really? Crap. *pisses pants*
Ex2:
Ricer- Hey G-hood biscuit, litsen to this!
Ricemobile- faaaaaaaaaart!!!!
V8 guy- *chuckles to himself*
Hotrod- Blub blub blub blub blub blaaaaaaaaam! blaaam! blaaaaaam!
Ricer- *pisses pants*
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