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National drown your short friend
Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day
Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.
Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now
the day where you have to go up to a girl you like and hug them no excuses
hey todays August 8
oh I better go see Emily
The day when he said yes to be my boyfriend
August 8 is our special day.
If you were born on August 8 you are simply the absolute GOAT.
Person 1: Yo what day were you born?
Person 2: August 8th, why?
Person 1: Damn bro you were born on August 8th? I’m suddenly madly in love with you!
National ass pic day. Today is the day to ask for that ass pic
Person 1:could you send me a picture of your ass?
Person 2:it's August 8th I have to