Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.
You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!
I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!
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A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off
Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass
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Those rainbow sour candy strips, they are very good on candy BBQ's
Gay bacon strips! Gay bacon strips!
You should add some moar gay bacon strips to that!
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when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her
friend: r u ok
me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back
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Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.
Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
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this is a slice of cheese with bacon on top n taste extremely nice but no 1 in da world cn beat the ultimate beffing cheese n bacon sadwhich PHILL N MIKE MAKES!!!!
the is a cheese n bacon sandwhich on my table
i have to muches lets get a cheese n bacon sadwhich
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when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.
See cheeze biscuit and bacon cheeze biscut
Sally gave me a rotten bacon biscuit with ketchup
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