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Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way
In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard
Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never
Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard
Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams
Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.
Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.
"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."
Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.
One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!