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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017


donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017


donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017


Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

by indigo pup July 15, 2021


Jack blast

Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.

Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!

by Kevin boi May 1, 2016


pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.

Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.

by yamadog March 26, 2023


Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly

Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight

by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016