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A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
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What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.
While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.
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-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta
Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.
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That feeling you get when you know you have to go back to school or work the next day.
I hate sundays because I feel so sad, I always get end of the line syndrome.
using both hands to provide hand jobs to two lines of participants as they leave your event
As a party favor for my cousin's baby shower, I treated all the guests with a Russian conga line
A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise
"I feel like I'm just a lunch line friend to the others."
On a construction site this is the unofficial roles and responsibility's of the site engineer
Site manager: "Engineer how come this as happened"
Engineer: " Sorry forgot I was here for Line, Level, Blame"