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A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
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What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.
While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.
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-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta
Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.
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The Blue Line gang is one of the most violent and dangerous gangs operating in the United States of America. The code of conduct dictates that "snitches het stitiches" and misconduct of fellow gang members should be covered up whenever possible. Members of law enforcement who do not join the Blue Line gang are often retaliated against and forced from the profession.
"Did you hear about how a Blue Line gang member shot and killed an innocent man for excercising his constitionally guaranteed rights?"
"Yeah, I read that his fellow Blue Line gang members investigated the incident and found that the Blue Line gang member acted appropriately. The murderer was rewarded with a paid vacation and later promoted to captain."
A method to differentiate a dash placed at the end of a line to indicate that a word has been separated into two parts because it did not fit on a line, from a hyphen inserted between two or more words, such as "hands-on", "brother-in-law", or "state-of-the-art".
It is best to differentiate a dash placed at the end of a line to indicate that a word has been separated into two parts because it did not fit on a line, from a hyphen in a compound word such as "hands-on".
A "compound word" is comprised of two or more words and has a hyphen between each word.
If a line ends in "able-" and the next line says "bodied", readers automatically interpret "able", followed by "body", to mean "ablebodied". Most people do not remember that the correct way to write "ablebodied" is with a hyphen (able-bodied). I call this method to differentiate dashes from hyphens the "next line hyphen".
If the last word on a line of text says "for-", and the first word of the next line says "profit", the logical way to interpret the dash is as being a dash, though in reality, the writer means “for-profit”, not “forprofit”.
something douche-y cops call drifting your car into the other lane
"Sir, did you know that your vehicle was ghosting the center line?"
A very long line of Bongs set up for some extreme partying! Usually done at kkk meetings.
Dude last weekend i went to the "club" and had a fantasticle time, because there was a 50 bong-o-line and that shit was fucking GRAND!You should of been there sprawling good chap it was a wii grand ol ball.