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When the coffee so bossy you need the dollar sign to prove just how bossy your coffee really is
Alex went to the kitchen and made the most BO$$Y COFFEE ever made
That coffee is so BO$$Y
When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
She loves giving hot coffee sticks out.
When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee
i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today