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When you stick your hand out of the shower to grab a towel and it is missing because it is being washed and you have to run naked and freezing across your bathroom and grab a towel from under the sink.
That sucked I just had to go on a cold towel run.
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A fresh, stylish unique girl with a swagger all her own.
Also a song by the indie/electronic group, Hey Champ!
"When Aidenne donned those red & blue pumps the other day with that white "Trigun" dress, she personified the definition of a cold dust girl.
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Sub-zero temperatures.
a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.
I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there
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The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.
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The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally throwing her out the door.
Bill takes a girl home on saturday night, Screws her and cums all over her naked body. Then he throws her out the front door.She will most definaely be having a "Cold Sunday Morning"!
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the occurrence of something that will never happen
It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.
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A sexual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their anus. Once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. Now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the Heimlich Maneuver. If all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1's anus. Partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. Swallowing is optional.
Chuck promised to give me a Cosby Sweater if I allowed him to drink from the Cold Water Fountain.
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