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A phrase England fans say every time England progresses in an international tournament. Usually the World Cup and the Euros.
"Harry Kane just scored a penalty to win it in the 90+3' against San Marino!"
"Wow, It's coming home for sure!
to instigate a fight with some one who is being a knob or talking themselves up to much
1. come on china you want to tussel
2. come on china you want to fight
any time in the next 5 million days
prog will moon in the coming days
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)
Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"
Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
an insanely good fnaf song made by the living tombstone, not some fucking weird things on your mind
Fatbear: Join us for a Bite or This comes from Inside!