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When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.
Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?
Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls
Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.
The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.
'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'
It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.
Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!
The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.
Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.
A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.
"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."
Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches
Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.
An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.
I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet