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douche nick

A guy who goes after a taken girl, who talks shit all the time, and is an arrogant, bigoted, self-centered piece of shit with bad taste in music and politics.

God, that guy is such a douche nick, telling me to shut the fuck up all the time.

by jcrewsux October 27, 2010

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Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 20, 2004

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douche fuck

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

by miss ozz February 6, 2010

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douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay January 27, 2011

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Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

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Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 6, 2009

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Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 4, 2011