rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

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Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

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Drunk in you

"im drunk in you" meaning: the feeling of being drunk with out being drunk mostly with someone you like

candy: "wow your so amazing"
josh: "wow i am feeling the same im so drunk in you"

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Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

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drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

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Pixel Drunk

The act of heavily drinking inside a video game, a pixel drunk can also be defined as an in-game alcoholic.

While Joe was playing World of Warcraft he got pixel drunk because it made his screen blurry.

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