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EYES THAT WOBBLE. DEY GO *WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIDE SLIIIDE*
wobble slide googley eyes SLIIIIIIDE
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a great band that has the young and beautiful conor oberst in it. an indie band from omaha.
Kevin:Bright Eyes is performing this week!
Amy:Wow they rock my socks!
Anne: Conors so hot!
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The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.
Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.
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To stare into a persons eyes a bit to long. To hold eye contact just a smidge too long!
Mary was passing Jon on the street and gave him a come hither look!
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This occurs when you go down on girl and you get Herpes in your eye.
Ol' Johhny has got a case of pussy eye....he was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.
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The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.
I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.
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