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The act of farting in a blow job.
I was going down on Fred when he gave me a brass gas mask, that's him going solo from now on.
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Someone who is confused, not in a normal state of mind. They have a weird obsession with things that buzz. They are commonly found in the suburbs of Atlanta...On occasion they roam from there domain, but immediatly have to return in order to survive. Life expectancy is only 4 to 10 years. They can be recognized by the familiar dawg bites on their tail.
I wish I was never a Ga Tech fan, because my friends just won't stop picking on me.
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The perfect term to describe whenever the male sexual appendage, the penis, surprisingly never gets tired from ejaculation, nor goes dry from it - AKA "it never runs outta gas!".
He'll never get tired from getting some; he's got a gas-powered stick.
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The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
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Something a blonde 15 years old Italian kid would say after stabbing himself with an arrow while fighting a schizophrenic pink haired Italian mafia boss
The kid:*stabs himself *
Also the kid: Kore ga requiem da.....
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An Egypian Gas Mask i when 2 people are having sex and the gguy putts his ballsack over bother of the other persons eyes, and sticks his penis in her mouth all the same time.
Egypian Gas Mask
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when guys have a bubble butt
aka a large behind that is pronounced and round.
bob: "do these pants make my butt look big?"
sherman: "yeah, bro. you've got some major ga-dunk-a-dunk going on."
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