Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

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He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

Has the Covenant?

If the said person has the inherent agreement with himself that he is willing to do anything to succeed

Does Elon Musk has the covenant?
He most certainly does!

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

Pull A Ha-na

‘Pull A Ha-na”, is a phrase that kdrama stan’s use for the character of The Uncanny Counter. Ha-na is a strong, independent female. And well, she kicks people’s asses. So when you use that phrase, you really mean that your gonna.. we’ll kick someone’s ass.

“Who the hell does she think she is? I’m gonna pull a Ha-na on her if she keeps that shit up!”

he has gone far

He has gone far means he has psychiatric desorders after an event/choc and has bot be cured in time. After a while, the Disorder is deeply rooted and the patient is hard to reach by a Therapist.

After the death of his wife, he has been isolating himself from his friends for many years. Now, he has gone far