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This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
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(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.
Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"
*Stephanie comes*
Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"
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Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.
Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?
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Pindis dad. Dunno what makes him a pimp, seeing as though hes ben with lets see, a total of 1 womens. Pindis mom. But w/e lol...
The half pimp hes here, nungoohna cootoo.
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A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.
I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.
A game that was confirmed 10 years ago from this very year yet is still not released.
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The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.
Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.