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Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!
A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.
Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...
when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.
instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."