Car pilot

Other term for NASCAR driver. Very obscure term, usually only used by the most sophisticated of people.

"When I grow up I want to become the greatest car pilot in the world."

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car hoe

Someone who sits in everyone car at a car meet

the car hoes wen in everyone car ad sit down

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Car roll

A edible car the size of a roll

I had some car roll for dinner

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koon car

A burgundy 7 series BMW.

Person 1: "Hey look at that BMW, what kind is it?"
Person 2: "A koon car."

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Car Hawk

The mohawk look that your car gets when you wipe the snow from only the front and back windshield and there is still a pile of snow on top of the car.

Hey Tom, you gotta wipe the snow from the roof of your car. You have a total Car Hawk

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Car Sack

A mis-pronunciation of the word sarcasm when laughing hystarically at what you said.

person 1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
person 2: oh this is totally what i wanted... (sarcastic)
person 3: HAHAHAHHAAAHAH thats a lot of car sack...i mean... uhhhh

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Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

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