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Jerk

Chris Bartel

Chris Bartel is a jerk.

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2019


Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.

Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.

by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023


Jerk

Dance having to do with your feet, circa 2009 era.

Do the jerk.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018


Jerk

The only reasonable comeback to being called bitch.

Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd November 2, 2020


Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back

Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she

by FelipeThePig November 11, 2022


Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!

Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass

by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024


Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality

Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult

by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021