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a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.
dude i had johnnys pizza without you!
man FUCK you
Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "
Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you
I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny
Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.
Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.
Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.
The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.
Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again